This isn’t your meathead roommate’s CrossFit.
This is everyone-is-welcome,
Go ahead and brag about it,
We get up in the morning
For that few extra pounds,
The muffin tops,
And the love handles.
The zero packs,
And the six packs.
Prepartum, postpartum, and during partum bodies.
And we stick around, just in case you’ve decided to sleep in.
We don’t take ourselves too seriously
Because a workout without fun is just a workout.
We know you by your first name,
And your best WOD.
And on the days you don’t quite believe in you,
But this isn't about us,
And it sure as hell isn’t about the person next to you.
It’s about next year’s you being this year’s biggest competitor.
WHAT WE'VE GOT
An arsenal of row ergs, ski ergs, and assault bikes
Endless (not really, but kind of) barbells and bumper plates
All the kettle bells
All the dumbbells
All the wall balls
Turf for sled pushing and sprints
A full outdoor space for all of your lifting needs
Kid's Room (supervised day care coming soon)